Funny Craigslist listings

Here and there I come across some funny Listings so if you find a good add post it here

One I found today

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/gms/794204999.html

This guy is selling some random stuff from his house but at the bottom I found this haha



My mother-in-law - U$ as a gift!!!!
As you can see in the title of this Ad, "I'm selling everything". I don't have room for she anymore, so, as a gift you can have this lovely (not with me) lady. always cleaning, talking and praying. Nice person (not with me). So if you are interested, I will not delivered to you, it is clean tittle, very high mileage (most of it freeway - going away!).

very high mileage...hahaha

You can't be serious...

Wow...

THATS AWESOME!!!!

haha...

rofllmaoo i love how he says lovely (not with me)...

hahahhaha

amskater wrote:

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/784061138.html

OMG....Heres the listing!!! READ IT ALL!!!!!


"I Have a Nice 1986 Camry.Color is blue, and runs great.I have several mods done to this car.Mileage is only 97K+.


*engine has an K&N intake with a Turbonator electric supercharger
with a brushless motor giving out 1 pound of boost for an amazing 94
Fwhp


1)Modified Exhaust, I put a custom tip on the Camry that i had my
bro Mr. Mugen import from Australia. Makes the Camry look aggressive
and also sound aggressive, like a herd of bees


2)Custom Spoiler, it was custom built by my brother, S.Mugello, who
did several down force and stability tests to insure the best
performance without hindering looks as you can tell for yourself


3)Tail lights, Ive noticed a trend in blacked out tail lights so i
thought why not try something different. what i came up with is an
simple alternative to altezza's while brightening up the look of the
car and separating my car from the rest.


4)The MOST NOTABLE is the Camry-Custom decal, I had it professional
laser cut in japan. the design was inspired personally by me and also
had some help from my niece Tein.

5)Chrome Wheels, if you look closely you can see the chrome. they are a
whopping 15" giving it the best acceleration and stopping power for the
Camry. they were specially plated by B. Builder



alot of work was put into this car,i have whomped on cars such as
the mustang civic camaro firebird cuda skyline sti eclipse talon and
many more but i have to let it go, my racing days are done. thanks for
looking"

im sure its a joke but pretty fun had to share it with everyone haha

haha, omg, talk about rice.... but yea, definately a joke.

ogrich31 wrote:

haha, omg, talk about rice.... but yea, definately a joke.

I dont know.....rice sounds to nice for this......

IM GONNA GO WITH RICE AN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kage Oni wrote:

ogrich31 wrote:

haha, omg, talk about rice.... but yea, definately a joke.

I dont know.....rice sounds to nice for this......

IM GONNA GO WITH RICE AN BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!! ahahhahaa! you're right, RICE and BEANS is more suited for this car.

oh wow.. that looks terrible..

i don't think anyone in their right mind would do something like that...
would they? lol

Panos wrote:

i don't think anyone in their right mind would do something like that...
would they? lol

Well....you see the car....some DID just do that......

i meant purposely....

Panos wrote:

i meant purposely....

Dood....you REALLY think it was n accident?? THATS FOR REALS, YO!!! I gotta find this dood and slap him.

maybe just to mess around...need to slap him a few times...then drop kick him...

lol its construction paper and card board!!

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/798555961.html

I am am retiring, I met the sweetest man in the world. I wear a size 12 shoe..I was a size 16 in womens. How women can BEAR to wear those high heels all day long is beyond me. Thanks! Frank. I have some wonderful undergarments, panties, Bras, garters, I was a simply FABULOUS Dresser, that's how I caught my sweetie..David. OH! BTW, I NOW need a wedding gown,,, I Frank, and David are soon to be Wed.....you're all invited.......Is'nt Love just a Wonderful thing.... Thanks! Frank and David on Our wedding cake, I still can't believe it..I tingle everytime I think about him.....Thanks Frank. Some of the gowns I have would put a woman to shame, shameful that THEY could not Look as GOOD as me!