Im A B**cH

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ok so today i came home and was hanging out with my brother i was slaping him around & winning in the begining but then i got him mad when i told him i was the BOSS and he was nothing but a lil B so he begins to fight back harded and im really small compared to this kid so of course i can only do so much we r beating each other like crazy and im still talking sh*t so he begins to say that he is the BOSS and Im the B**cH so i let him and tell him fine Im the B an hour later he asks me to use my car and i said sorry im a B**Ch and he was trying to kiss ass.

heres the funny part me and alan just ate dinner and he was eating some yellow hot peppers....
my brother and his friend[faisel] were beging to have the car....
so i decide to let the b**ch in me to come out and dare them
dare them to eat alot of yellow peppers if they dont do it they cant use the car
so his friend[faisel] has to eat five(he isnt mexican he cant handle his chili)
and my bro to eat 10! but his friend[faisel] has to go first
the funniest thing ever he ate them and he couldnt drink untill my brother was done with his 10
my brother eats the first 4 like nothing his face is red...but he continues just when i thought that my
dare back fired on me he chews the last of his 10 and he runs outside towards the car and spits out the last 4....
I WIN! haha
it gets better....
while he is spiting it out his friend run to the water hose outside and trys to turn it on[he is screaming the whole time btw]
and it doesnt work he runs across the way and uses the other hose and my brother uses the one closest to the street....
damn that sucks they cant use the car he didnt eat all the ten.
THATS WAT I CALL A BI**H
......
just when u think it is over they continue to bug
so i said ok since u called me a B im gonna be a B
if u want to use the car tonite both of u have to kiss alans bare ass!!!!
while he does the goat[from waiting]
damn
this is
sooooooo
funny
u wud think they would back down
nope!
they did it
not only did they kiss his hairy ass their cheeks touched his wee wee
hahahahaha
so that shud teach them to call me a
B**CH!

Razz